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M: I’m sure the over-burdened British taxpayer would be fascinated to know how its Special Ordinances section disperses its funds. In future, Commander, let me suggest a perfectly adequate watchmaker just down the street.
M: Good God.
James Bond: You see, sir. By pulling out this button, it turns the watch into a hyper-intensified magnetic field. Powerful enough to even deflect the path of a bullet, at long range, or so Q claims.
M: I feel very tempted to test that theory right now.
Miss Caruso: Such a delicate touch.
James Bond: Sheer magnetism, darling.
Cab Driver: You know where you’re going?
James Bond: Uptown I believe.
Cab Driver: Uptown? You headed into Harlem man.
James Bond: Well you just stay on the tail of that jukebox and there’s an extra twenty in it for you.
Cab driver: Hey man, for twenty bucks I’d take you to a Ku Klux Klan cookout.
Rosie Carver: Please! They’ll kill me if I do.
James Bond: And I’ll kill you if you don’t.
Tee-Hee: There are two ways to disable a croc, you know.
Bond: I don’t suppose you’d mind sharing that information with me...
Tee-Hee: Oh, the other way is twice as simple. You just stick your hand in its mouth and pull its teeth out.
James Bond: Same time tomorrow, Mrs. Bell?
James Bond: Quite revealing!
Leiter: Yes, Mr. Bleeker, I know you can’t glue the wings back on. Now Mr. Bleeker, I’m sure there’s no need for name calling.
Pepper: By the powers invested in me by this parish, I hereby do commandeer this vehicle and all those persons within...and that means you, smartass.
Pepper: You picked the wrong parish to haul ass through boy. Nobody cuts and runs on Sheriff J.W. Pepper. And it’s him who’s speakin’ by the by.
Pepper: What are you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy? Well we got a cage strong enough to hold an animal like you!
Pepper: Secret agent? On whose side?
Kananga: What shall we drink to Mr. Bond?
James Bond: Oh, how about an earthquake?
Kananga: On the contrary Mr. Bond, I think you’ll find those wounds quite fatal.
Solitaire: Now what are you doing?
James Bond: Just being disarming darling.