You Only Live Twice - Memorable Quotes

James Bond: Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
Ling: You think we better, huh?
James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both.

Henderson: Oh that’s stirred, not shaken. That was right, wasn’t it?

Tiger Tanaka: One thing my mother told me long ago was to never get into a strange car with a strange girl. But you I’m afraid will get into anything with any girl.

Tiger Tanaka: Rule number one: never do anything yourself when someone else can do it for you.
James Bond: And rule two?
Tiger Tanaka: Rule number two: in Japan, men come first, women come second.
James Bond: I just might retire here.

Tiger Tanaka: You know what it is about you that fascinates them, don’t you? It’s the hair on your chest. All Japanese men have beautiful bare skin.
James Bond: Japanese proverb says bird never make nest in bare tree.

James Bond: Oh the things I do for England.

Tiger Tanaka: It can save your life, this cigarette.
James Bond: You sound like a commercial.

Blofeld: Kill Bond! Now!

Blofeld: James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.
James Bond: Yes, this is my second life.
Blofeld: You only live twice, Mr. Bond.

Blofeld: The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army. You can watch it all on TV. It’s the last program you’re likely to see.
James Bond: Well, if I’m going to be forced to watch television, may I smoke?
Blofeld: Yes. Give him his cigarettes. It won’t be the nicotine that kills you, Mr. Bond.

Blofeld: Goodbye, Mr. Bond!